The problem with searching on tumblr for st:ent stuff is that for whatever reason when you put “st:ent” in the box it returns stuff that’s just tagged “ent,” which largely includes LOTR and tonsillitis.  Like seriously I just saw a closeup photo of someone’s tonsils and it was pretty gross.

tewr-monkeyofmetal:

isaia:

dcu:

Mark Hammill imagines what a conversation between the Joker and Luke Skywalker would sound like, and it’s the best thing to happen to me today. 

MARK
MARK PLZ

This is awesome.

Throw in Master Eraqus and things are bound to be even more awesome.

swoleginger:

awaiting-my-escape:

cultureshift:

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

Life. There’s always a way to make it work.

This woman runs PARLIAMENT with a baby in her lap and she’s CLEARLY doing an outstanding job because she’s still there being a total boss two years later, baby still in her lap.

"A baby will destroy your career-"

Really

Are you sure?

Because I’m pretty sure that Licia Ronzulli would laugh at that declaration.

This is so awesome and makes me happy!!! but why is the baby suddenly blonde in the last photo??

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

marmolita:

1700 words of sex pollen fic and I’m pretty sure this is the worst most ridiculous fic I’ve written and the characterization is horrible and I’m not even doing dubcon right and who the fuck knows how long they spend in decon chambers anyway?

Dude I don’t even know, like the key thing I need to know is do they go to decon every time they go to an alien planet, or only if there’s a problem?  I’m doing like, sex venom instead of sex pollen, but would pollen require decon and would they not need to go to decon if nobody was exposed to any aerosols?

A man dumps the body of a girl in a ditch. The body rots, melts into slime. Flowers pop up where the body lies, seeds fly out of the flowers, and a bee sucks the flowers and makes honey. And the family of the girl buys the honey from the store, and the family eats the girl.

The Tracey Fragments (2007)

Okay true story one time I was at a very strange museum and they had a film showing so I went to see what it was. It detailed how in order to bring about world peace, we first have to ressurect all the people who have ever died, but we can’t because they decomposed and turned into plants AND WE ATE THEM so there will never be world peace.